false nails

Well I had a go at the flase nail thing. Let me tell you now how you are supposed to keep you bits in check (after the loo business) I will never know. And to type well that is a myster in its self. I have always been lucky and had long nails, but as usual you want them to stay nice for a special occasion and what happens they all snap, so I thought I would try the dubious false nail thing. Never never again the last time I had that much damage on me bits I think I gave birth, so note to onself, leave the bloody things in the chemist.